Groundhogs are often known for their weather predictions, but few know the tales of the mysterious and charismatic Woody, mentee of a famous furry burrowing rodent that we won't mention here. (More on that later.)
After months of investigation, I, Ryan Francis of The Woodard Report, finally caught up with Woody for an exclusive interview. We met under unusual circumstances—at a small, nondescript burrow just outside of town. With Groundhog Day around the corner, Woody had much to share, from his enigmatic past to his busy family life and his unique interactions with the team at Woodard. Here’s how it all unfolded.
Ryan Francis: Woody, it’s great to finally meet you. Let’s start with the obvious: How’s life been since February 2 of last year?
Woody: Ryan, let me tell you, life has been... eventful. After the big day last year, I’ve mostly been laying low, keeping out of sight. Let’s just say there were a few... misunderstandings I had to reconcile with some local farmers about their vegetable gardens. A groundhog’s gotta eat, but I’d prefer not to get into the specifics. Next question, please.
Ryan Francis: Fair enough. Now, your mentor, whose name or hometown we can't mention because a certain organization, which will also remain nameless, has legal authority over him. Sounds kinda oppressive. But I digress. Anyway, the furry guy is a legend. What’s your backstory with him?
Woody: What a groundhog. A true icon. He took me under his paw when I was just a young pup. Showed me the ropes—how to time my shadow appearances, handle the media frenzy, and maintain the mystique. We had some... let’s call them “adventures” back in the day. But, Ryan, if it’s all the same to you, I’d rather leave those stories buried. Let’s move on.
Ryan Francis: Understood. So, how does a groundhog like yourself spend the rest of the year?
Woody: Oh, where to begin? First, there are the kids. Groundhogs have litters, you know—several at a time. My partner and I are raising a few litters, and trust me, they’re a handful. Teaching them how to dig proper burrows, find the best clover patches, and stay out of trouble with humans takes up most of my time. Then there’s the occasional side gig—consulting with the folks at Woodard.
Ryan Francis: Woodard? What’s your connection there?
Woody: Oh, I’ve had a few run-ins with the team at Woodard. Nice folks. They’re always asking for my predictions—not just about the weather, mind you, but about business trends and the future of accounting. Turns out, groundhogs have a knack for seeing patterns. Let’s just say I’ve been an “unofficial” consultant, probably because of my accounting background, mostly doing remote work for a select stable of clients. I’ve also enjoyed hanging around their team—though I’ve been known to raid the occasional snack table. Sorry about those granola bars, Ryan.
Ryan Francis: I knew it! You son of a...
Woody: Hey now, this blog is rated PG.
Ryan Francis: I was gonna say burrower.
Woody: Much better (laughing).
Ryan Francis: Now, back to the topic at hand, those predictions—what’s the secret to your success?
Woody: It’s all about timing and instinct. People think it’s some ancient groundhog magic, but really, it’s observing subtle changes in the environment—the smell of the air, the behavior of other animals, even the way the wind feels on your fur. That, and a good sense of showmanship. Ph--, uh, my mentor taught me that last part.
Ryan Francis: Speaking of showmanship, do you enjoy the spotlight, or does it get overwhelming?
Woody: Oh, it’s a double-edged sword, Ryan. I love the excitement of Groundhog Day—the crowds, the cameras, the cheering. But it’s a lot of pressure. One wrong move, and suddenly everyone’s blaming you for six more weeks of winter. Not to mention the memes. Have you seen the memes? They’re ruthless.
Ryan Francis: Let’s pivot to family life. You mentioned your litters earlier. What’s the biggest challenge of being a groundhog parent?
Woody: Keeping them in line! Groundhog kids are curious and adventurous, which is great, but it also means they’re constantly digging tunnels in places they shouldn’t—like under human gardens or roadways. Then there’s the teaching. Passing on the knowledge of our kind is a big responsibility. I’ve also had to explain why the most famous member of our species is on TV once a year., and why I'm now doing media appearances. They think it’s hilarious.
Ryan Francis: Back to Woodard for a moment. What’s one thing you’ve learned from your time with their team?
Woody: That humans are just as predictable as the seasons—but in a good way. The Woodard team is incredibly passionate about what they do, and they’re always thinking ahead. It’s inspiring. Also, I’ve learned that coffee is the lifeblood of accountants. I’ve never seen so much of it in one place.
Ryan Francis: As Groundhog Day approaches, do you feel ready for another prediction?
Woody: Absolutely. I’ve been getting in shape—a little less hibernation, a little more cardio. You’ve got to look your best for the cameras. Plus, I’ve been brushing up on my shadow reading skills. It’s going to be a great year. Or not. Depends on the shadow.
Ryan Francis: Any parting words for our readers?
Woody: Just this: Life’s too short to stay underground all the time. Pop your head up, take a look around, and enjoy the view. And if you’re ever in my neck of the woods, leave a carrot or two by the burrow—I’ll know who it’s from.
Woody may be a groundhog, but his wisdom runs deep. From his enigmatic beginnings with his mentor to his chaotic but rewarding family life, Woody’s story is one of resilience, wit, and an occasional snack-related misstep.
As we prepare for Groundhog Day, one thing’s certain: Woody’s shadowy predictions will once again capture our imaginations. And don't forget about the savings he brings with him! You will save up to 20% on your ticket to Scaling New Heights 2025 by buying it on Feb. 2 and 3. Don't miss our final sale of the year on the largest accounting technology conference in the nation.
Until then, we at The Woodard Report will be keeping an eye out for this charming creature and his next adventure.